Port-a-Johns Optional!

The fall semester is ending and that means I have projects up the ass, but I am almost done with them and then it is time for Christmas break. A time full of video games and filming and the gym. I have decided that I am going to take away the Monday updates for break because I don't have any finished. So what I am going to do is sporadically update of over break and then when the new semester starts start updating on a regular basis again. This break also Gives me the opportunity to finish the DVD I have been trying to put together, which is fun. I also might add a section called Sean's fat track, which will track my progress of losing weight or get morbidly obese. Well I hope no one hates me for taking off Christmas break from updating, no really goes to my website anyways. Well keep looking back in December and I am sure there will be a few new things, possibly a cartoon or two.

P.S. I hate Asians that do rain dances!

Mood: Excited

Song: Lose Yourself - Eminem

Sorry I haven't posted in awhile I have been extremely lazy. But I do have an intriguing question for everyone. Why is it when you fart in the shower the smell is a little amplified and does not go way. It sticks around like a booger on your finger.

Well besides that I have a busy week ahead of my and then thanksgiving, but besides that I have been trying to make some new cartoons. It just takes so much time to do that stuff and find the right footage. I hope to have a new cartoon out in the next month, but whatever cause not many people care anyway. So I will leave you with the thoughts of this picture. My bet is this boy just fingered that dogs bung and is now hide his poop stained hands. They will never be clean little boy, NEVER!!!

Mood: Irresistibly Gasy

Song: Rain Man - Eminem

Ok people it is time to learn a lesson form teacher Sean. If you are going to you icy hot we all know to keep it away from you twig and berries and for girls their VAGIIINA's. Today while applying Icy hot to my kinked neck (from sleeping weird) I was doing the applying the icy hot in the one place I have the most time, the shitter. I was really good about not getting any ice hot on my unit, but what i didn't think about was the TP. Lets put it together, hand has icy hot on it, hand touches TP, TP touches pooper hole. Which equals cooling sensation for the rectum then burning of the ass. Folks always remember to keep icy hot away from you ass. Also peeing in the shower is supposed to help prevent athletes foot.

Mood: Pleasurefull yet Painful

Song: AC/DC - Back in Black

Tonight I was happier then I have been in like 2 years. I got Encore tonight, now I know some of you don't like Eminem, but who gives a shit this has nothing to do with you. I also bought season 8 of Friends so that was sweet, I can't wait for Seinfeld too.

Also, I am going to filming this weekend. I am hoping it will be funny, I think it will, I mean who could think it isn't funny when Jammers is the star. "The Professor" will be co-staring and they will have a good old time. So if you wanna be in that or help just call me or email me. I am sure you know the address and if you don't then go to the sean email section and send a email that way.

Mood: Jacked Up baby!

Song: Evil Deeds - Eminem

People it is so good to be back, even though I never went anywhere. The live journal will address the funky smell of many things. Primarily the weird smell of ball stank. I have noticed that some times testies can smell like a poopish. Which is understandable cause people could be mistaking ball stank for rectum stank. They are close together and since everyone one has a butt hole I will not draw a diagram. Anyway the stank I want to talk about is when it kind of smells like Clorox. I hope that i am not the only one that has smelt this, cause then there is something wrong.

While crotches do tend to start to stink as the day goes on, for men and women. I don't understand how a booger can not smell when it is in your nose and then you pick it and it smell terrible. I just blows my mind, how can it be in your nose and you don't smell it but when you dig that mother fucker out it smells bad. Ouch my brain now hurts I am done.

Mood: Boggled

Song: Brandon Martin's - Masturbate Me

Ok I want to know why a girl would eat corn? It just makes anal sex so nasty to think about. You pull your wanker out and "hello" your dick is now a cob. I don't need to have sweet corn on my unit, it is already sweet enough. Girls remember to stay away from the corn before anal sex.

And girls don't do what Lindsay just did and ripped the loudest nastiest fart that I have heard since I ripped ass 10 minutes earlier. Also, don't fart under your man's covers before he gets into bed, unless you want to knock him out with the putrid stank that is Lindsay's Ass. I will now impersonate a Lindsay fart. "Ffffff pppaahhh fff Aghugui fff poof plop fofo" good night.

Mood: Smellified

Song:The killers - Somebody told me (Lindsay farted)

I am pretty sure that when I hear a big splash in my toilet when I am making a deposit, I am hoping for a big one. But I have noticed that the bigger the splash the smaller and harder the poop. I sit there and struggle to push this lump out and I hear a big slash and then I am like "Oh baby, it's got to be a big one with the effort I put in." I look down and the disappointment sets in. You think to yourself, "How can a poop that you struggled so much to produce, then make a large splash that wets you cheeks from the splash be so small and unimpressive?" Ooops.. I just farted. Anyway back to bitching about small poops, I just don't like them Sam I am. I believe when you struggle so hard to get that shit out of you and you get splashed on the ass you should look down and be proud of that foot long, but I guess you can't get everything in life.

Mood: Disappointed Poop Customer

Song: Bobby Vinton - Mr. Lonely

I really don't know what to write about today other than the filming I did. Mike and Louis came over and we did some filming for Mahoney Madness. I am happy with what I ended up with after editing, but was very skeptical during filming. The idea was good but I felt like it was going to be too slow, but I got a little creative with it I guess when I was editing it and made it totally different then I had originally planned.

I have a ton to do tomorrow with group projects, so I guess that is why I am writing in this thing at 1:29am, but who gives a donkey's foot long. I wish I had something funny to write about but I don't think I do, I had this funny idea about a news paper having a title about eat bush or bush, it's what's for dinner. Ya know cause of the erection (purposeful mis-spell.) I think it is great that bush mean's vagina. I guess I will just put this little picture up and have a good night sleep.

Mood: Tired, like a Saigon whore.

Song: Rolling Stones - Painted Black

I finally decided to get that rats nest I called hair cut today. Some of you ask why?  others say "it is about time, retard!" (I am sorry to all retarded people) But anyway I decide to get my hair cut, and at the same time Lindsay wants to go to the store and buy meat. So, we go toward the store and Lindsay knows this hair cut place by the store so we go in there. I get a "stylist lady" and she is Mexican, which is no big deal in Tucson. After awhile of her preparing me to get my hair cut I come to realize that she doesn't really speak English.  The thoughts that are going through my head are "How the Fuck is a non English speaking person going to understand my English and cut my hair right." I have never been more scared of getting a shitty hair cut. But it was a rush so go try it out.

So she cuts my hair and leaves enough hair on the sides to wrap behind my ears, while the front is only about an 1 inch long and the back as well. If I pulled my hair out on the sides it would look like i have wings. So I am screaming "Pecito Mas" (No clue how to spell) which means a little more or something like that and she shortens it up and all is well on the sides. The biggest problem is that I don't know if it was that she could understand me and the translation or what but she only got two things that I wanted right about my hair cut, which was cut it and let me leave. I think my hair makes me resemble a short cake or fruit cake. Oh well hair grows back, unless you're bald.

Mood: Weirded out

Song: Eminem - Mosh

Let's start the story off this way, last night I was farting up a storm. I was proud of the brand I was developing, but when I went to sleep I didn't know that I was continuing to fart it up and I stunk Lindsay right out of the bed. She got up at 2am and sprayed my sleeping ass with deodorant.

This is just the beginning of the heroic tail. I woke up and went to work and all that had been brewing last night was ready to be released. I went into the bathroom, which seems to be protected by this weird burrito eating Mexican guy with teeth missing. Anyway I went in there and let is slide, and let me tell you this thing was like 16inches long it like wrapped around the freakin' toilet. At that moment I had never wanted a camera so bad. So I just made a picture with a pencil. Now I am not a great artist but I am not lying this picture is made to scale. Well that is it for now. I will post more tomorrow when more great things happen to me.

Mood: Proud and Happy

Song: U2 - Vertigo

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